tyro clicker == Not a clicker game, it's a 'dragger' game ==
Score: 6
The title is 'tyro dragger' not 'tyro clicker'. Rather than click the Tyro, you're supposed to drag him into a box in a set of uniquely designed levels. Not what I expected, but definitely not a deal-breaker, in fact, it's a cool little twist. However, I did find a few bad qualities about this game.
1. There are various bugs and glitches
---- It is possible to drag Tyro lower and lower until it becomes harder to pick him back up again, below what's technically 'floor'.
---- Dragging Tyro to the edge doesn't update his position or even drop him. This is a problem in level 2 where there's a red guy next to the box (aka, the level exit)
---- The screen turns black whenever I switch to a different tab and come back, forcing me to restart
2. The trumpet sound loops indefinitely on the 'tripped over a bug' screen. That sound is not supposed to be looped like that.
3. Only three levels, each one consisting of a single screen and can be beaten in under 15 seconds. And aside from level 2 (as seen in point #1) they're all pretty easy... for kids.
4. Poor graphics in a few areas. I can excuse games for having minimalistic / barebones graphics, especially if they were made in 2-7 days for a certain game jam, but the title screen looks very janky. It's possible to make rough sketch-esque graphics look good in a short amount of time, but here it's easily avoidable if you took even 10 seconds to make minor adjustments.
5. The music ingame is just a 7 second bass loop labelled as 'iconic', but that needs another review.
Yes, this isn't really the most serious game out there, yes, there's a few mini-jokes littered around here (such as the medals and tags), and aside from 'the big one' of being baited into a completely different game as what's advertised in the title, or 'allegedly' this being a purposely bad game (or maybe possibly the 'tripped on a bug' referencing an actual ingame bug), I find most of these to be pretty unfunny and possibly cringe and not worth adding extra points to my vote.
For example, why is 'crazy vine compilations 2016' the description in one of the medals and what makes that funny in that specific context of it being included in a medal in this game?
I guess younger users might find jokes like this very humourous, and that's usually because their brains aren't fully developed yet, but look back at this and I bet you won't laugh as much as you did today.
I understand when I write low-scoring reviews like this one, it's likely to get dogpiled with negative reactions or have at least two out of five authors respond with something either outrageous or complete BS. I know EXACTLTY the type of tricks you kind make, so please make sure you fix any serious concerns regarding your non-serious game. That is all!
Graphics: 6 | Sound: 4 | Gameplay: 5 | Content: 5 | Style: 7 | Humor: 3
Money Man: Classic 
